Dear Cami Parker,

Hi Cami! I have big news... I have just applied for a visa to live and work indefinitely in England. Its called, Certificate of entitlement to prove you have right of abode in the UK. With a Certificate of Entitlement I don't need my mother's birth certificate, which is exactly what I don't have. I also applied for a job at Windsor Castle, as a Castle Attendant. However, it is an entry level position, but it is a good way to learn about the history of my country and get involved with the monarchy - plus it brings me one step closer to the throne which is what I want. I may end up serving Charles at a banquet, I can only imagine how history will remember this - the stable boy who would be king! When I am king I will send for you, you can enjoy the palace with me - at least for a little while. One of the first things I am going to do is increase wages for palace employees across the monarchy, I don't think that any full time employee should be making less than the national average. Anyways, I look forward to your posts, I think you are wonderful. I included your photo on my website so that everyone would know who you are. Take care.



By the way, you never answered... Would you accompany a boy to his prom? (the boy being a man, of course 18+).

With Love,

King Arthur Alexander Henry George of Britain

July 12, 2026