Well mom, I have tried everything to contact you and I have failed.  My last attempt was to contact you through the Royal Bank of Scotland by claiming a lost joint account.  I used the name Henry George and the birth date of April 4, 1992.  I thought these were correct but no account was found.  I have to give up now.  So unless you are looking for me (and I hope you are) we will never meet.  I know you waited for me outside the palace in January of 2025 but left because of pressure from other people.  I won’t be returning to England - I can’t afford it, and I don’t trust that you will do your part and meet me at the palace entrance.  If you wish to write to me you can always get my address from the royal party; they have to give it to you because you are my mother.  Anyways, please contact me at, henrygeorge.ca@gmail.com.

Sincerely,

King Henry