Dear Sophia,

Sophia, please ask the three guys you entrusted with my allowance to contact me. I am in need. I know that they switched accounts on you without informing you but that is no reason to take it out on me. They did a good job with my money and that is what you wanted. In their defense they couldn't trust your judgement, the account was getting large and if they asked you, you would have asked the CIA if it was ok to move it, and they would have said no. Anyways, please ask them to contact me, it is about time.

Sincerely,

King Arthur Henry George of England
April 20, 2026