Dear Sophia,
I have made a compromise that I think you will like. I am writting it hear so that I don't forget. It is as follows; If Charles prosecutes the CIA, I will pardon all other kings for not doing so. However, if I have to do it then I will prosecute everyone for conspiracy, treason, as accessories to terrorism and terrorism itself. Don't make me do it, I don't owe you anything and there are no favors to crime. As for you Sophia, please apply for my peerage, its very important and I can't stress it enough. Anyways, I said it, now it's up to you.
Sincerely,
King Arthur Henry George of England
April 24, 2026