Dear Sophia,

So, today is my birthday... It's the closest I'll get to an Easter birthday until 2083 - I'll be 100 years old (or 95 depending how you look at it). The last time it happened was 2021. I was thinking about my last letter and it dawned on me that you have missed 38 Chritmasses too. So I am going to compile a Christmas wish list as well to help you shop. For my first Christmas I wish for the Dr. Seus collection. For my third Christmas I wish for a soccer ball signed and dated by Ronaldo. For my fifth Christmas I wish for lego Technics with motors and gears and pullies. For my seventh Christmas I wish for the Peter Rabbit collection. For my nineth Christmas I wish for the Animaniacs collection. For my eleventh Christmas I wish for a Wayne Gretzky rookie card preferably from upper deck that posts his rookie year stats on the back. For my thirteenth Christmas I wish for golf clubs. For my fifteenth Christmas I wish for a family trip to Greece to see the ancient ruins. For my seventeenth Christmas I wish for a big gift, it will go with the pickup truck I got for my sixteenth birthday... I want a cottage (Maybe something by the ocean where you would like to live when you get out of prison). For my nineteenth Christmas I wish for a trip for me and my highschool sweatheart to one of the commonwealth pacific islands - You can decide which one. And for my twentyfirst Christmas I wish to host a Christmas Ball at the palace and invite everyone we know. I hope this isn't too much to ask, and for Christmasses after my twentyfirst use your imagination... What do you think a young king needs. I look forward to celebrating these Christmasses with you, so please take it seriously.

Sincerely,

King Arthur Henry George of England
April 3, 2026