Dear Sophia,
So I almost guessed my name correctly. I know it is Arthur but I thought Arthur was my middle name, instead it is my first. I know this because my boss at Phoenixaero insisted that I find the meaning in the story of Camelot and King Arthur's round table. He insisted that the story was directly relateable to me, and I personally had a connection. Well, It took me 20 years but I figured it out. How could you have possibly expected me to figure all of this out on my own - Are you crazy? Now I expect to be contacted about my UK bank account, because I think you were with holding it until I guessed my name correctly. But, who knows, maybe this isn't my name... I don't know but it feels right. I hope you contact me, I am looking forward to hearing from you. Just send a letter to henrygeorge.ca@gmail.com I am waiting...
Sincerely,
King Arthur Henry George of England