Dear Sophia,

Sophia, did you petition for my peerage yet? You could have done this when I was a baby. Elizabeth signed a royal warrant in 2004 making it easy to apply for peerage. I contacted the Officer in Waiting and introduced myself as King Arthur... Did I make a mistake? I can't proove my heritage without you, so could you please contact the family attorney and get the paper work started? I am worried that I won't be taken seriously because of you. You really fucked me over didn't you. Please do your job and contact the College of Arms.

Sincerely,

King Arthur Henry George of England
March 29, 2026