Dear Sophia,
I think I have a solution to the to the Privy Council hold up. They took an oath to each other that they think supercedes their oath to me. As a result they won't do anything until it is their turn to "rule the council". So, I propose this, lets bring in another council member. But the member needs to understand that if he doesn't contact me immediately that he will be hung with the others. I fear that no matter how many council members are added none will contact me and the number of hangings will be obscene. Furthermore, I am sorry to say this but Charles will also hang for taking the throne on bequest of the current council. I know he is your son and my brother but I wiped my ass with it and he will have to hang - I am not sorry. I know that one member of the council is acting like a cheerleader for me but he needs to understand that I am not looking for a cheerleader, I need a Council member working on my behalf. And, if he does not abide by his oath and at least get you into the palace he will hang too. I am sorry for the gloomy letter, but I must also add... If you do not do all you can to return me to the throne I will hang you too... I don't know you, and we have never spoken, so please do not cloud yourself with thoughts of love because I do not love you. You are simply attempting to make amends for abandoning me in Canada. I hope you do your best, and I look forward to meeting you.
Sincerely,
King Henry George of England