Dear Team,
I feel like the world is going to end and it is all Hollywood's fault. The debt is just a reaction. Because I firmly believe that the world is going to reset soon, I want you to sell all my holdings, and invest in global treasuries like those of the UK, Swiss, Germany, America, Canada, China. Or better yet, put it all in a savings account. I don't want any investment with a date on it (treasuries have expiration dates). If you put it in a savings account, I might get 0.4% (try to get 1%) but then again Google only pays 0.25%, NVIDIA pays 0.46% and Apple pays 0.5% so when you average it out, I am even! (or better if you can get me a higher rate) I don't know how much I own because you have never contacted me, but I have done some calculations and I think I am over 50 billion - it's enough. My real age is only 35, and I don't think anyone is going to make more money than that in the first 35 years of their first life. I want to quit! Take me out of the stock market and put it all in a savings account, please...
Sincerely,
King Arthur Alexander Henry George of Britain
Aug 05, 2026